OK, get ready. I’m feeling hinky.
May, as in May I …
- have another frozen yogurt, please?
- watch Steel Magnolias every year?
- play football with my grandsons, or attend a graduation?
- go barefoot in your house?
- explain how to paint with oils? How about the Gospel?
- go outside and only come in when it’s dark?
- tell you a story?
- hug you?
- plant Swiss chard in your flower bed?
- smell your roses, or better yet, honeysuckle?
- eat corn on the cob like a typewriter?
- drive through the alfalfa fields sucking in the aroma?
- stroke your labrador retriever’s ears?
- show you out.